Lucy and Marigny's mab lib horoscope for May 24th birthdays:


Those born under the planetary sign of the chocolate possess smelly personalities are are forever searching for new sheeps to conquer. This is a more or less sfecial (special) month for you because the planet aaaaaahhh is directly over your mouth and Mercury is influencing your N for Lucy. This means you should avoid eating regular water and stay away from anybody with red tomatoes. During the coming year you will find conditions getting slow due to your really dirty outlook on life and your special attitude towards bananas. You are best suited to a little mate with balloon chocolates and a big complexion, which means, of course, that you can look forward to a really wet life.